MY FRIENDS
LILLY M.
Lilly M is a bit older than me. I have never asked her age, because it is not ok to ask such a personal question to a lady.
She was supposed to be a Neapolitan Mastiff, but a black Lab turned out to be much faster and smarted than the Father-to-be Mastiff, so Lilly is a mix. A real Lab in the appetite, and a Mastiff when it comes to the depth of her voice and .. well, the slobber everywhere.
Lilly is the best thing that could happen to a spoiled brat like me!!
She is extremely patient, does absolutely not interfere with my obsession for toys. When I act like a lunatic, she just ignores me and keeps an eye on the kitchen. All she cares about,is to eat, to sleep and to get some cuddles.
She is a very good friend, and patient. Have I already said that she is very patient? Even when I am a full-on-pain-in-the-ass
Please be aware: Lilly is not all an angel as she pretends to be! She can be very vicious at times .. I saw her once, when she devoured a tray of grilled chicken breasts. she showed no mercy.
Mr Cam B. and my Daddy were not too impressed.
Little Note : Lilly passed. There is nothing on this earth that will ever be able to compare to her.
BEAR THE KELPIE
Bear the Kelpie is my newest friend. Bear lives with Mad Puppy, and is as mad as his Hoooman.
We have just recently met and have spent one day at the beach together. Bear was very busy keeping his funny eyes on the sheep, while I could not care less about them.
Bear works on a farm with Mad Puppy.
We go reasonably along with each other, as long as I don’t try to hump him. Your loss, Silly dog.
He is more obedient than I am. but I guess every dog is. so, please people: stop bitching because this is old news!
Bear is a nymphomaniac and, last spring, he spread a lot of … terror. he got 2 ladies pregnant in less than 20 minutes, one of these being my now-ex, Remi .. I knew our relationship wasn’t particularly passionate, but I was most certainly not impressed when I heard that she got pregnant .. of a bloody Australian. Well done Remi. I am sure D and K were very proud of you.
CHAMP
Champ and I met years ago at Lilly’s place, when he was very very young and we have been doing well. for a while. he is Lilly’s cousin, or something similar.
Champ simply is something I can’t resist, when I see him I completely lose all kind of control, self respect .. and dignity.
Champ is castrated and sometimes I forget he is a male. Sometimes he is ok with that. sometimes he is really NOT OK with that. the older he gets, the less is ok with it; he gives me some very clear warning that Iusually tend to ignore.. the result is not splendid. But we will work it out.
Champ’s hooman, is confident we are just establishing a new hierarchy. Mommy agrees on that, she is just not sure that I can grasp the concept, and she is a bit worried, considering that Champ is a young adult, full of muscles and has all his teeth. (no f**king wonder I can’t resist)
LEXIE
Lexie is my neighbour.
I don’t like her because she is too energetic, too playful, sometime intrusive. Basically she is the female version of me, but completely white and much taller.
One thing should be clear, I am the only one allowed to be a pain in the butt. CAPISSSHH???
Any case, I have to along with Lexie because my mother loves and adores her. When Lexie comes to visit my mother welcomes her (!!), brusher her, plays with her .. all sort of things she should be doing for me only! Lexie is also allowed inside my bloody home!
PS: it is very difficult to take decent photos of Lexie. she is constantly moving, running, jumping.
ANONIMOUS
This is just another neighbour, or a friend of the other neighbour… to be completely honest with you I am not sure who she really is, I have never asked her name and we are not very close, I just saw here a couple of time when she was at the neighbours and.. well.. clearly she noticed me..
Let’s say we are neighbours with benefits, and I would leave it at that.
I don’t think this is wife- material.
